Total Time Pass

A few days back, during my usual 2 hour travel home journey, this ‘Dude’ pinged me on Yahoo Messenger.(Now if you are thinking, how the hell was Apy on Internet in a train then I should tell you that I have a wireless internet card :P ). I was not exactly in a mood to chat but this guy seemed to belong to the same category as mentioned by Sayesha in this post. He thought he was talking to some female and I didn’t bother to correct him. As a matter of fact, I played along for a while. I had to guess most of the time what he was trying to say.

Following was my conversation with him or as I say, “Total Time-pass”.

Dude: (Some non sense smiley)
Me: Excuse me
Me: do i kno ya ?
Dude: i dont think so
Dude: just wont to say hi lol
Dude: (Another non sense smiley)
Me: well! hi
Dude: you are from iraq right ?
Me: yeah .. how did u guess?
Dude: im from iraq 2
Dude: (Another non sense smiley)
Dude: and you are from baghdad right ?
Me: hey .. yes ..
Dude: cool me 2

Dude: (Another non sense smiley)
Me: wow
Dude: whats your name?
Dude: im hussam
Dude: 23 years old
Me: i m angel
Me: 24
Dude: angel??
Me: yeah .. why ?
Dude: (Another non sense smiley)
Me: u dont like this name?
Dude: you mean malak??
Me: u r close...
Me: but i prefer angel
Me: lol
Dude: k
Dude: what you do for live ?
Me: work
Dude: good
Dude: what is your job?
Me: cant tell you that, if i tell u i ll have to kill u
Dude: (Another non sense smiley)
Dude: why is that?
Me: well .. thats top secret
Dude: (Another non sense smiley)
Dude: what is your religion?
Me: hmm...
Me: if i said .. i jus beleive in God.. will that work ?
Dude: nop
Me: well .. then thats not my problem ...
Me: lol
Dude: ok bye
Dude: (Another non sense smiley)
Me: byeeee
Me: i guess u judge people more with the religion they belong to
Dude: ya alil
Me: So i hope u will not waste my time in future
Me: Thanks in advance
Dude: i will not
Dude: by the way i have your ip address
Me: keep it.. there are a lot of losers on this planet.. u can distribute it

After 5 minutes...
Dude: I will tel you I wont like others
Me: I thought we were through....lol....
Dude: jist wont to kno.. how will you kill me if I come to kno ur job
Me: Great.. u r still trying to figure that out..wow.....lol
Dude: ok bye
Me: At last.....


I still don’t know what this guy was upto...... but it was fun.... Sometimes I get scared thinking that if I keep listening to this kind of stuff, may be I ll also start talking like this.. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.....Relax Apy Relax......

That's meeeeee!!!

Phew!!!
At last .. I finished kathy's tag.... Now jus one Tag is pending.. Wbix's tag.... Dudette!! will finish that asap...
Here goes...
Tag About Me...
I am thinking about -------- getting those Bose speakers
I said---------------------Oh did I?? Mus be the Walker I was drinkin las night
I want------------------- A fleet of aircrafts, a few limos.. n Apy s Happy
I miss------------------Homeeeeeeeeeee...Delhi...
I wish------------------- I had a steady gal frnd..lol
I hear------------------- your complaints every day...
I wonder----------------- how I managed to get home las night..hehe
I regret---------------- I am still not the best (*makes a modest face*)
I am--------------------- I dunno.. Still trying to figure that out
I dance----------------- when ever I m in a good mood.. irrespective of where I am..
I sing------------------- to irritate neighbors
I cry-------------------- naah.. u weren’t there...I won’t tell ya...
I am---------------------hey that’s a repeat question.. u think u r too smart huh huh huh...???
I make with my hands------ anything for a friend....
I write----------------- utter non sense
I confuse---------------em when I cant convince ...
I need------------------- toilet paper.. jus checked... its gonna be over soon...lol
I should-----------------Shut up????
I start------------------ what you can’t finish
I finish----------------- when I like to.... usually when the pressure is unbearable....(jus like this tag.. too much pressure fom Kathy...) lol

N i m gonna Tag... Wbix, Bilbs... (As Denzel Washington says..Revenge is dish best had cold...lol)
and also Me n Alice...(I kno u ll hate me for this but wat the heck..lol...)

Apy cooked Chicken

Oh yeah! As promised, I am posting the pics of the chicken I cooked last week. I guess Apy can cook.. lol

As I always say, Apy and Chicken are Beshtesht friends.

The pictures were taken by P. Aint she good?
Check out her foodblog

 

Long time No see

It’s been a long time. Yes, I think so. My schedule these days is just like that. I don’t even have time to sleep, forget writing a post. I have got loads of pending stuff including Kathy’s tag. “O Sweets! I will do it soon”. (Again, Apy is trying to look busy, trying to hide his face behind documents and again trying to escape by giving a sad look…lol).

I have been keeping busy for a month now. I don’t think busy is the right word when you are as tied up as I’ve been but I wont push it and I wont whine. I have been asked to go to a different office temporarily. There is a Lab in that office where I need to do some testing. The sad part is that I have to travel everyday for 2 hours to reach there. Yes, it is insane and not to forget the 2 hours while returning. The good part is that I have resumed my novel reading habit and I am learning Japanese while commuting. So the time is not a total waste after all. Initially, I used to get sick by the end of the day but now, I guess, I am used to it. I kinda like it too. What hurts is the insane amount of money that I am spending while commuting. Crap! I hate that for sure.

Weekend was fun. Apy started partying on Friday night, slept at 6 on Saturday morning and my dear friend P called me at 11. She can get real nasty and J when she is up and someone else is sleeping. (..lol) She went home for a vacation and returned just a few days back. Not to forget, she came back with loads of movies and of course Besan Laddus and Gujiya. So, without wasting any time, Apy invited her over. Obviously, there were certain conditions attached with the invitation. For example, she was not allowed in the premises if she forgot to get movies, laddus and gujiya. Apy cooked chicken and for a change it turned out to be awesome (Well! Usually it’s just great and now Apy is boasting… lol). The pictures of chicken will be posted soon.

I saw Fanna yesterday. The print was pathetic. Yes, it was the pirated version. Stop staring at me like that. I had to see that movie, so managed with what ever I got. About the movie, well it was not that bad. The way everyone was talking about it, criticizing it and all. Yes, at times it got a little slow and I am not forgetting the thousand repetitions of *Har kaam akele nahi kiya jata* and some more dialogues but wtf, I liked it.

Another Monday, oh yes! I still hate this day.